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Little johnny is in class when his teacher asked
"who said give me liberty or give me death and in what year?"
none of the students could answer, except little Ming
"Patrick Henry 1775"
The teacher praised Ming and said " all you American students should be ashamed of yourselves, Ming here is a Japanese exchange student knew Patrick Henry said that and you didnt"
She turned to write on the blackboard when little Johnny yells
"fuck the Japanese"
the teacher turns and asked "who said that"
Little johnny replies,
"Harry Truman 1945"
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