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Barking dogs have something to say.
Toenails are evolution's way of saying we should cut our socks off.
Lysol kill athlete's foot, but stings.
Shakespeare was a hack. Just because HE wrote like that, doesn't mean people back then understood it anymore than people do now.
Cheese is salty. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Nipples
There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up to the voices of negativity and scream "No, I will not kill 'em all!".
Pesticides don't work on annoying neighbors.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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