Hey! What's all that G**D**n noise! Can't you kids see that SOME people are trying to get som SLEEP around here!
*takes a good look around.... food (mmmm), drinks(mmmmmmmmmm), naked females (MMMMMMMM).
Well, since I'm up, anyway, mind if I hang around?
*flings flannel housecoat to the side*
Beertender! I have a Molson Ice and a double Stoli... neat!
*slips into the pool* I hope you gals don't mind a few wrinkles!