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Quadraton · 04-22-2003, 02:25 PM

Darcy Tucker: He's a psycho. And the scary thing is, when he's not a psycho, he just plain sucks, so he's encouraged to be an even bigger psycho.

Shayne Corson: Whined and belly-ached that he was made a healthy scratch after not producing. Decided he was going to leave the Leafs, and look for another team to play with. Yeah, that was smart Shayne because, as everybody knows, there is huge demand for self-pretentious cry babies who can't score goals.

Mike Keenan: When he's not busy losing, he's arguing with the team's star players.

Brett Hull: Couldn't make Team Canada in 1986, so he decided from thereon in, he was going to betray his country of birth, and play for Team USA. He didn't even try out for Team Canada in 2002. Who's got the gold now Brett?

Michael Jordon: I know I'm probably going to catch some flak from this, but come on. This guy sells out more than Krusty the Clown. No Michael, I don't want to see your face on my Under-roos.

Media: Well, not exactly everyone in the media. Only the obnoxious memebers who act with impunity, and the "I'm a member of the press. I have the right to shove my camera directly up your ass and take pictures of your colon" attitude.

Any overpaid baseball player: You swing a stick. You catch a ball. That's all you do. You are not worth more than the GDP of several third world countries combined. Get over yourselves.

04-22-2003, 02:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Darcy Tucker: He's a psycho. And the scary thing is, when he's not a psycho, he just plain sucks, so he's encouraged to be an even bigger psycho. Shayne Corson: Whined and belly-ached that he was made a healthy scratch after not producing. Decided he was going to leave the Leafs, and look for another team to play with. Yeah, that was smart Shayne because, as everybody knows, there is huge demand for self-pretentious cry babies who can't score goals. Mike Keenan: When he's not busy losing, he's arguing with the team's star players. Brett Hull: Couldn't make Team Canada in 1986, so he decided from thereon in, he was going to betray his country of birth, and play for Team USA. He didn't even try out for Team Canada in 2002. Who's got the gold now Brett? Michael Jordon: I know I'm probably going to catch some flak from this, but come on. This guy sells out more than Krusty the Clown. No Michael, I don't want to see your face on my Under-roos. Media: Well, not exactly everyone in the media. Only the obnoxious memebers who act with impunity, and the "I'm a member of the press. I have the right to shove my camera directly up your ass and take pictures of your colon" attitude. Any overpaid baseball player: You swing a stick. You catch a ball. That's all you do. You are not worth more than the GDP of several third world countries combined. Get over yourselves. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire Last edited by Quadraton; 04-23-2003 at 08:06 AM..