<i>1st. Do you actually know what a Dj actually does?</i>
A DJ takes music other people have made and chops, loops, and remixes it.
<i>2nd. Do you consider a Dj a musician?</i>
Not bloody likely. If a collage artist is the same as Renoir, then maybe, but we don't then have a common ground on which to argue.
<i>3rd. Do you know what a turntablist does?</i>
A turntablist is, essentially, an analog DJ, interspersing motions along a record with those across one to mix music others made with percussion of their own devising.
<i>4th. Do you consider a turntablist a musician?</i>
Yes. I don't consider them musicians on par with guitarists, flautists, bass drummers, or even kazoo players, but they are a debased species of percussionist, and therefore a musicians.
<i>5th. Whats your favourite color?</i>
black
<i>6th. How many fingers am I holding up?</i>
Just one, and I hope you don't wave to your mother with that finger.
Thanks y'all.