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Hmmm... where do I start?
Welcome to Texas--where all 5'2" women are 5'7".
Welcome to Texas--We no longer execute retards.
Welcome to Texas--Our children is learning to read.
Welcome to Texas--Former Home of George W. Bush... and Sammy Sosa.
Welcome to Texas--All of the ignorance of the South with none of the modesty!
Welcome to Texas--If you're just passing through, you better have one hell of an arm.
I had a hard time choosing just one--I figure since there are so many roads that cross into that state, we can use 'em all.
These are meant in jest and hopefully everyone takes 'em that way... I am from Florida remember!
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Now I punish you like you punish Bud Light!
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