My list is... my list
1.) be gay. I just have this strange thing about not having shit on my dick
2.) have sex - yes, you read right.
3.) See A, J, or Edith ever again
4.) rape someone - kinda goes without saying
5.) smoke
6.) do any kind of drugs. Of course, I'd take a drug if it was prescribed, despite how unreliable some doctors may be *shrugs*
7.) eat anything that isn't food. Shit isn't food. Worms aren't food. Bamboo isn't food. Pizza is food.
8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book)
Meh. I'm sure there's more. I'll edit this post if I come up with more junk.