GSRIDER

The best.

i used to work for a weekly entertainment paper. We had an uppity realitor advertiser . Would always come in and nit pick his ads... mister pressed suit and silk tie.

My old band had a girl drummer, she worked at this 24 hour porn shop that was less than a block from my house. She often worked the overnight shift which I thought was crazy. She was never robbed but the shop was robbed often. I'd take my dog on walks and swing by there... since I wasn't shopping I didn't care if anyone saw me going in, I was just visiting a friend.

So one nighht I'm hanging out with her and i said "damn those porn movies are loud back in the booth area" she informed me it wasn't the movies but guys wanking and suckin and blowing eachother in the booths. She said she didn't go back and had a cleaner come in to "clean up" the mess.

So I'm sittin around chatting with drummer girl and out of the video booths comes mr uppity with a shit eating "I just got blown" look on his face... that is until he saw me, there must of been some instant recognition cause he dropped his head and scurried out the door.

I didn't laugh out loud or ever say anything to him afterwards... what he does is what he does, but he never looked me in the eye again when he came in to talk about his ads.

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