Most of the Africans in my college. They are, on the most part, loud, rude, inconsiderate, stupid (or pretending to be...) and cumbersome. Almost every day one of them gets in my way somehow of another, whether it's knocking me across the road while galloping for a bus, or refusing to get off a computer I've booked, or asking me fucking stupid questions like:
"ekskooos mi, bot wear iz di Brixton Collij???"
"Erm, it's right next to you."
"Iz dat it?"
"Well, it DOES have Brixton College pasted across the front, doesn't it?!"
And they always want to go to some far off unheard of place at the tube of train station, and feel the need to take as long as they like trying to understand directions they'll never understand while there is an ever increasing queue of people waiting to buy tickets.
I'm not racist here, but I'll say this; Most Africans in the UK aren't really trying very hard to get a good reputation over here. And they sure ain't making life easier for the likes of me.
Sigh.
Other things that piss me off are 'NeighborHood Watch' pensioners;
Act One, Scene One.
Walking through my ends, on the way home.
Enter Pyrate, Carrying a bag of munch with mobile phone in hand.
Pensioner: (Peeping through curtains, dialing a number into phone) "Err, hello, I'd like to report a suspicious character. He's balck, wearing dark hooded clothes and carrying something in a carrier bag. It looks like a weapon of some kiiiiinddd. Ok, mmhmm, yes, ok, thank you, bye bye." (The returns to the cracked curtain to continue spying).
Next thing you know, a Bully Van comes outta nowhere, I am stopped by two officers who then proceed to search me. According to them there was a report of suspicious activity in the area, and, guess what, I was the suspect. And I know it was that bloody old fart who's too noset for her own bleedin' good. They all think they have the right to report every little going on to the police. They always feel the urge to intervene where their noses aren't welcome. Now, I'm not saying this is wrong, sometimes intervetion is justified when there is a genuine reason for it, but Goddamn it, if me and my bros wanna have a play rumble on the grass, then for God's sake fuck off and stop tryna tell us we're 'Gangstas' having an 'Gang fight'. Fucking stupid old farts. Too fucking nosy.
Shitty mobile phone ringtones, sandals+dry, grey Cocoa Butter deprived feet, SCHOOL GIRLS, SCHOOL CHILDREN. I could go on to rant about those last two, but I won't. I might clog the server.
