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Truthful State Welcome Signs
(I apologize if a few of these are a bit esoteric...)
Welcome to Georgia--Yes, we know it's actually Florida on your mind, but hey, can't blame us for tryin'!
Welcome to Florida--Where the water's brown and the hair's blue.
Welcome to Delaware--Only 15 more miles to New Jersey!
Welcome to Alabama--Place redneck joke here.
Welcome to Arizona--Golf carts not permitted on I-10.
Welcome to Montana--We dare you to do 'reasonable and prudent' on a winding 12% mountain grade.
Welcome to West Virginia--Our family trees may not fork, but our roads sure as hell do.
Welcome to Missouri--We have ways of making you mispronounce the letter 'i.'
Welcome to Maryland--The geographical Rorshach test.
Welcome to North Carolina--Thank you for smoking.
Welcome to Kentucky--Famous for fried chicken? Well duh, the state's shaped like a drumstick!
Welcome to New Jersey--You want a friend? Go to Pennsylvania!
Welcome to Wyoming--Our census bureau is located next door to the Maytag repairman.
Welcome to Colorado--Now go back to California!
Welcome to Washington--Now go back to California!
Welcome to Hawaii--Now how the hell did you drive here?
At one point I had one for all 50 states, but they're either too lame or I like the place too much to make fun of it. More to come...
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Now I punish you like you punish Bud Light!
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