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				Important Viagra Notice
			 
 Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour                     himself a stiff one.
 Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,  and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just
 a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
 "Mount & Do"
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