Ha, thanks for all the replies!
That screwdriver has been in my dads toolbox for as long as I can remember, it certainly had a long and useful life. As for burying it... well, its going up on the wall in a special place of honor.
And for a little bit of credit to my bro, his car is a stick, so its just slightly more difficult to get onto ramps...
But he still sucks for almost killing me