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				Originally posted by crow_daw  
On the same subject as the icicle and the wooden knife, I heard this urban legend a looooooooong time ago and I've never heard it since, about a housewife who whacked her husband with a christmas ham, and then cooked it and fed it to the visiting detectives. I thought that was pretty neat. 
			
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 Yeah, that was either a Twilight Zone or an Outer Limits. Can't remember which.