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Old 07-08-2003, 11:57 AM   #24 (permalink)
wacko
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Actually had an unusual experience with a zipper.

I was dating a stripper at the time and I went to visit her at work. She tells me she is extremely horny, so takes me into the VIP, buys the bouncer a drink and off he goes and we are all alone.

Well things progressed. She starts giving me a blow job and I tell her to stop cause the police are making a check of the club. So she gets up and zips me up.

Well little wacko wasn't to pleased as a "something about Mary" occurred. I ran to the bathroom, took a deep breath, bit my tongue and unzipped to great amounts of pain. Hurt for about a week and I can still see a scar.

Meanwhile girlfriend hads turned white as a ghost.

Well no more hanky panky at her place of work, was the new rule.
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