Anything on Skinamax...uh, I mean Cinemax....on Friday or Saturday nights. It's pretty cheezy, but it's about as close to porn as you are going to get without it being real sex (it's all faked).
Or Spice Channel, which is real porn, but edited so you don't actually see anything touch (or be touched) by genitalia.
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