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the zipper pain is one of the worst, because it literally sneaks up on you. One moment you're zipping your jeans (without staring at your crotch, of course) and the next you feel a sharp pinch on that tiny bit of skin that just HAD to see how close he could get from the zipper (much to the awe of friends not ballsy to do it himself).
So you see, whilst you can prepare and possibly deflect a kick, this is merely fantasy for zipper victims around the globe.
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