durr: a microwave and a toaster are VALUEABLE COMMODITIES in a dorm! Lemme tell you, when the dining hall closes @ 6:30, and you're up till 2 that morning, you get hungry. those mini-fridges are nice, but really a toaster, something to heat up water, pop-tarts adn cup-o-noodles go a long way towards helping w/ the midnight munchies.
worst thing ever stolen from me: ~$20 worth of quarters.
most amusing "oops left teh door unlocked" moment: cuddled up in bed w/ Juan, watching cartoons late one friday night, and a poor drunk guy lost which floor he was on, and came into my room, thinking it was his. He walked in, looked around, looked at us, turned around and walked rihgt back out. we laughed.