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Old 07-06-2003, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
rodimus
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The Garden of Eden

One day God starts talking with Adam. He tells Adam he would like to make him a life partner called women. He tells Adam to make the perfect mate he will need an eye, ear, tooth, arm, leg, and the left testical from his own body.

Adam thinks about this for a minute. He looks at God and says, "Well ... what could I get for a rib."
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