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Little Johnny being late to school for the third time this week had to think fast when his teacher asked "Why are you late for school again Johnny?"
Johnny replied...." I was walking to school and saw a car hit a cat right in the ass!"
The teacher corrected Johnny " We don't say ass Johnny we say rectum."
Johnny replied " Rectum?! ..hell it killed 'em"
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"Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind"
Leonardo Da Vinci
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