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Shopping Trip
Probably a repost but...
A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a jar of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out , a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk said: "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded: "Well as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied: "Cause you're ugly.
ba dump tsch.
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Plan for today:
1. Contemplate end of world
2. Build fort out of sofa
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