My cat used his mind rays to take out the hard drives. See, he gets upset when I spend to much time on the computer when I could be watching him shed. Man, those were some good times, good times. But then the TFP came, and our lives were shattered.
Ultimately Ben had no choice but to take the board down. Since then he and I have communicated telepathically, and he promises not to let it happen again.
That is, as long as I keep him in Tuna Flavored Kitty Treats. None of that whitefish crap.
Again, he will refrain from using his mind ray.
All is safe and sound. Please continue posting.
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I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence:
"My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."
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