Well, Kariya and Selanne aren't stupid, they both want to play together and they want to play together for a chance to win the cup, so they go to Colorado to make the best offensive team in the NHL, while steal leaving enough money so it's possible for them to get a goalie (like maybe an all-star goalie with two years left on his contract...)
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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