well, lord hamburger has set the trend for 3 choices...
shall it be the...
Towers of Things
<p><img src="http://www.abc.net.au/northcoast/stories/WYNNE_Priz_m480383.jpg" /></p>
The Royal Green and Blue Thongs of New Zealand
<p><img src="http://www.abc.net.au/northcoast/stories/Thongs_m480379.jpg" /></p>
or, uh, this charming, um, lady...
<p><img src="http://www.kioz.com/thongimages/06-01-02.jpg" /></p>