Brewmaniac

Recently while going through an airport during
one of his many trips, President Bush encountered
a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up
to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man never answered but just kept staring
ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud
voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never
answering the president.
Soon a secret service agent came along and
President Bush grabbed him and said, "Doesn't this
man look like Moses to you?" The secret service
agent agreed with the President.
"Well," said the President, "Every time I say his
name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to
speak. Watch!"
Again, the President yelled, "Moses!" and again
the man stared ahead.
The secret service man went up to the man in the
white robe and whispered, "You look just like
Moses. Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am
Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I
spent 40 years wandering in the desert!

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