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The Top 8 Signs You're a Character in a Video Game
8> Your solution to the health care problem: Guzzle every bottle
you can find.
7> You never have to buy anything. You just pick up stuff you
find lying around.
6> You carry around every weapon you own, from a knife to a
napalm-firing bazooka, with ammo for each.
5> Constantly telling kids about the olden days of eight bits,
when you had black dots for eyes and were thankful for that.
4> You drive like a maniac, breaking traffic laws and running
people over left and right, and never seem to get in much
trouble about it -- but you aren't Halle Berry or Nick Nolte.
3> Every day it's the same routine: Wake up, kill between 20 and
500 aliens, eventually get shot, start the day over.
2> You get knocked out by a +2 Pretzel of Choking, yet still
manage to defeat the Evil Dictator.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Character in a Video Game...
1> Your tombstone reads, "Try Again? Y/N"
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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.
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