Me: Microsoft is great. They made my favourite OS, and I've been running this boot for almost 2 years now with no problems, and published Motocross Madness 2, one of my favourite games. Besides, Apple is a much more fathomable monopoly if you think about it. Not only do they make the only software for their computers, they make 95% of the hardware. Microsoft hasn't done anything wrong within the last 5 years, they're the forerunner in operating systems because they've made the best ones. That's the "monopoly".
Here's my typical conversation with these people.
Guy: FUCK MICRO$OFT!!! RIP THE SYSTEM!!!! LINUX FOREVER!!!!!!1
Me: What OS do you run?
Guy: Well.. Windows ME.. BUT I FUCKING HATE IT IT CRASHES AND FUCKS UP SO MUCH
Me: Then why not run *nix or something? You know, instead of whining and doing nothing about it.
Guy: Well.. the reasons are complicated. FUCK YOU MICRO$LAVE, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN RUN LINUX!!!!!!
Me: Yes, I did. 2 versions, and I dispised every minute. Why do you think every piece of software out there is for Windows?
Guy: Fuck that!!! All servers run Linux because it's more stable!!
Me: Ever heard of Windows IIS?
Anyway it goes on like that.
I'm really fed up with people like that. Face facts: Windows NT and XP are the best shit for office and home respectively, power user or not.
P.S. : Bill Gates used to be a fucked up loser with no money in his pocket, and nothing in his brain but computers. For where he is now, I think he deserves a pat on the back from all 100,000,000 of his users.
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