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Old 07-02-2003, 02:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
viveleroi0
Psycho
 
Location: Oregon
occasionaly I love doing things on the lighter side. I tend to stray far from structure when I do.

A DOGGY ADVENTURE ON SUNDAY

It's a dismal, dreary, Sunday morning...
My parents lay lifeless beside me.
An early bird is softly heard,
In the gloom beyond the window.

An urge suddenly rushes over me,
I leap to my feet and SCREAM:
"Listen to me: I have to pee!"
Not a single person moves.

We're out and about, horray! Horray!
Sniff this, sniff that, lick this, lick that,
Stop for no reason at all, - delay!
Forget all about going and play!

I have always regarded good decisions
As something to think circularly about.
Once left, twice right, all day, all night.
Then, - aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I may now gallop home, proud that
I, Madison Belle, peed outside.
After being fed, I take over the bed,
And fall fast aaaaaaasssssslllleeeee...p
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