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Old 07-02-2003, 12:47 PM   #121 (permalink)
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A doctor a clergyman and an engineer are out golfing and things are going very slowly with the group in front of them. No one wants to comment at first but by the 7th hole they are all livid and ask the ranger if he would allow them to play through.

The ranger says, "Oh, I thought you knew that today is the blind golfers outing and we apologize for the delay but ask that you bear with us". Each one of the gentlemen is a little embarrassed that they had made some rude comments about the slow play.

The Doctor mentions that it has been proven very therapeutic for handicapped people to have active life styles. The clergyman notes that Gods gifts extend beyond the loss of sight and should be glorified.

The engineer looks at the ranger perplexed and asks, why cant they just play at night?
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