Man, me and my friends are getting wasted, blowing shit up, and watching South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
But we're all getting together for one core reason.
That night is C***y Intervention Night. Ya see, one of my friends is being played by a girl really badly, and shes pulling the wool over his eyes. He won't listen to anyone but her, but on the 4th, we're all going to bombard him, because something must be done. All the guys out there, you know how bad it sucks when a friend is horribly whipped? Well not only is he whipped like a ship full of slaves, he's blind to the fact that he's being played remorselessly. So something must be done!
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"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons
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