I have a problem, and I need a fair assessment from some liberal people, and this seems like the place!
First, the ground rules. Don't try to change my opinion or my thinking, just tell me what you think about a statement. I'm not here for a discussion/debate/argument. I've spent MORE than enough time in the past 7 years thinking about this.
Why does this thread exist? Because my wife's mom is a lesbian, has been for 25 years, and has had the same partner for all those years. When I see them next month, they're going to want some answers to some things I've said....
Ok, so do I discriminate against gays? Here are the stats...
Do I support Gay Marriage: No.
Do I support Marriage-like rights for Gays: Yes. Absolutely. Call it whatever you want, just don't call it marriage. What's my reason? Fugget it. I'm seen the gay marriage threads here, it's been covered. No need for a repeat here.
Tolerating openly gay men: Don't bother me any.
Tolerating flamboyantly gay men: Can't stand em. Girls don't even act like some of the flamers out of there. I don't get that. They're like... Feminine Deluxe Plus Penis.
For that matter, I don't like prissy girls, either.
Tolerating prowling gay guys in the locker room: I want to kick their asses. Be gay if you want, but don't prowl around the showers trying to sneak peaks.
Lesbians: I like all lesbians. Especially lipstick lesbians in porn flicks.
Threesomes: Sure, as long as its MFF. If it's MMF, then they best stay on opposite sides of the girl, and no MM touching. Thanks.
Do I consider it "enlightened" to have had or want same-sex encounters: No, absolutely not. I think that's, well, gay. Gay <> Enlightenment.
Gay Couples Having Children: Sure, why not? Straight couples haven't proven to be a stable unit in America for quite some time, let's see how the gays do. This covers adoption, test-tube fertilization, etc.
For that matter, if any lesbians would like to save some money on fertilization, just email me a pic. Thanks. I'd be happy to help
Do I have any gay friends: At the moment, no. I used to. Matter of fact, I just found out one has died of aids only a few weeks ago. It was a sad day, to be sure.
Anyway, so am I anti-gay or not?