I remember being 8, with my dad in Main Auto waiting in line, and the old guy in front of us was arguing that his car had a carburetor problem. After ten minutes, he still refused to believe that his car had a fuel-injected engine, and stomped off. Even I was laughing at him.
I worked at Radio Shack and I got the funniest return reasons.
"It has too many buttons" [we had spent an hour showing the man and his wife where the "on" button was]
"I bought this three years ago and I never got around to opening it, then for Christmas, my mother got me a new answering machine, and I found this one the other day. Can I still return it?"
Me: You unplug your phone's cord, plug it into the side of the recorder, then plug this cord into the other side, and into the phone where you unplugged the first cord.
Her: I don't see any wire on the recorder. How can I unplug it?
Me .oO(You are the stupidest customer I have ever seen)
One guy wanted to switch to DirecTV because it had a religious channel 24/7: "I don't care how many channels it gets, I just want EWTN all day. CAblevision only has it for 16 hours a day."
Me:
