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Yes, Hamburger, she is a lucky ma... well, monotreme actually. Sadly, Mrs. Platypus is not aroused by my venom. I extol the curative virtues of its high protein makeup - good for the complexion, fur, etc. But she claims that NO female platypi (platypussies?) really like venom. I, however, recall that in my younger single years, all my platybonks rather enjoyed partaking of my copious venom.
As to how to cook me, I prefer to be braised in a light wine sauce with shallots and mushrooms. Served over a bed of homemade fettucini, with garlic bread, and a bottle of Shyraz (d'Arenberg Dead Arm would be nice, thank you).
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
Last edited by platypus; 06-30-2003 at 01:41 PM..
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