i hate it when telemarketers try to use their brain
they ring up and ask for my girlfriend Mrs X
i say she is not here then they say "oh is this Mr X" to which i reply "No, im Mr Z. we are not married. NOW FUCK OFF"
my girlfreind likes to fuck with them though LOL
she says stuff like "sorry i have to keep an eye on the triplets or they run rampant i cant speak right now"
or if they are selling something she say's something like "well i have 5 kids to feed so i cant really afford it especially since Bob got laid off down at the mill"
