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Things I (Hope I) Will Never Do:
> All the bad/hurtful/illegal stuff previously posted by others
> Neglect to do all the good/helpful/loving things posted by others
> Judge religion, sexual preference, race, or politics as being more important than character.
Having some free time tonight, I looked at all of the previous posts to see how I am doing....
Things I Have Done That Other Posters Will Never Do:
> Own a minivan
> Drink root beer
> Eat black licorice (but I must say it isn't very good)
> Shave my head
> Host a dinner party and cook all the food
> Kill a creature that can think for itself (I take no pride in it.)
> Go to a bris
> Smoke (I have tried cheap cigars.....hours later, they make your mouth taste like cat crap)
> Eat French snails
> Drive a piece of shit
> Drink Southern Comfort
> Fit in a foreign sports car
> Gone to a Grateful Dead concert (before Jerry passed away)
> Watch WWF (I went to the first Wrestlemanie.....at MSG)
> Betrayed a trust (not proud of this one)
> Gained too much weight
> Wore shoes with tassels
> Did drugs (a bad idea)
> Backstab a friend (another bad idea)
> Date a Christian
> Let my hair grow back (but now it is leaving again)
> Listen to rap, country, pop, or R&B music
> Work in an office
> Piercings
> Allowed myself to endanger others through my own stupidty
> Bought a car with automatic transmission
> Attend a non-family wedding
> Drink beer
> Grow up
> Vote Republican (but not a full ticket, to date)
> Listen to white rap (talent sounds good regardless of color)
> Get married
> Be a liberal (please don't confuse with being a Democrat....or confuse conservative with Rebublican)
> Eat cow tongue (one strange food that doesn't taste like chicken)
> Eat sushi
> Live in the suburbs
> Found true happiness (my son)
> Cheat on a GF (long before I got married)
> Eat green veggies
> Work for a corporation
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