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One day, the teacher tells the class they are going to have a taste test. "I am going to give you all a little of each taste on cracker, and the first one to guess each taste wins, ok children?"
So off they go with the first test, all the children take a cracker, and pretty soon Suzzie puts up her hand and says "Miss, I know this, this is apple-sauce!" "Very good suzzie, thats right".
And then the next cracker, and Billy says "I know Miss, this is Strawberry Jam". "Very good Billy, thats correct!"
Now this carries on for the next few tests, and the children are doing very well. So the teacher decides to give them a bit of a challenge, and on the next crackers she puts a drop of honey. Now, non of the children seem to recognize this, so she offers them a clue: "Now children, think of what your father calls your mother first thing in the morning...."
Johnny jumps up from behind his desk: "QUICK SPIT IT OUT! ITS ARSEHOLE FLAVOUR!!!!!!"
He he :d
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