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Old 06-28-2003, 09:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Old Squares

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Originally posted by Angel

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
strawberries!

(almost choked up a lung laughing)

Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

(too true)
Almost forgot how funny Charlie Weaver was! Thanks!
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