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Munchkins the world over celebrate while a Kansas Teen and her dog admire her new shoes and Jesse Helms plots revenge.
Actually, He died about 10 years ago, but just now remebered to fall over.
I have hated this man for as long as I was aware he existed. Today I find that he was one of the paratroopers who took gliders behind German Lines on D-Day. I still hate him, and I am glad he's dead, but he has at least earned my respect.
Strom, if they let you get an ear out of the boiling blood, here's to wishing you had had as much brains as balls, you magnificent bastard.
Next on Discovery Channel, Walking with Dixiecrats.
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