I believe there is a similar joke that goes something like this...
A woman had been married 3 times, and while talking to her friend, she explained that she was still a virgin.
Her friend, shocked, demanded how that was possible.
The woman explained...
"Well, my first husband was a psychiatrist, so all he wanted to do was talk about it..."
"My second husband was a gynacologist, so all he wanted to do was look at it,"
"And my third husband was a stamp collector, so all he wanted to do was.... God, I miss him...."
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