Couldn't track down and buy a decent, fuel-efficient used car in less than two hours...
Couldn't get myself my own apartment in less than two hours...
I guess I'd just pay off some nagging bills, buy a new computer, a couple consoles and a buncha games, a GBA (I was refused consoles as a child, never got my fill), donate to TFP and a few other organizations, buy a bunch of CDs to replace all the MP3s I've "found" on the Internet (cough, cough), buy a bunch of DVDs of the movies I love, get some new clothes, get a brick of kind bud and procure *three* high-class call girls for the next twelve hours in the penthouse suite at the top of the St. Francis muthafuckin Hotel.
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