I agree completely with what Papageorgeo101 said. I'm also glad to hear that most women don't take Cosmo seriously. Those who do scare me.
I'd also just like to throw in something that the Y Chromosome prevents me from throwing into a thread in the LL. There is a free program available at
www.matrixm.com that, when activated, will cause your cell phone's vibrate mode to activate and stay on (will stop for a half-second every once in a while) until you take the battery off.