Which would embarrass you more: being on a date with a wannabee hip-hop dude who wore pants so baggy that he kept having to pull them up, a FUBU jacket, and a wifebeater, with a Raiders hat turned sideways; or a dude with pants so tight that they looked painted on, a giant belt buckle, boots with chromed tips, a cowboy hat and a string tie?
Also, why haven't I received a hug back yet?
