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Ladies and Gentleman,
At times, history and fate meet at a single time in a single place to shape a turning point in a Giant Hamburger's unending search for entertainment. The honor that has been bestowed to me by the lovely Minx does not come lightly to my being nor does the grave responsibility of choosing the next participant. I feel the weight of the forum pressing down upon my sesame-seeded shoulders. I, with the power bestowed upon me by this grand thread, select my dear, close, intimate, rich chocolaty friend Clavus to be the new reigning it...
*takes off crown and places it on the weeping head of Clavus*
*hands over giant bouquet of flowers*
*attaches sash across his chest that says, "IT."*
*sings jaunty tune whilst Clavus takes a stroll waving to his adoring crowd*
OK I'm done,
-GH
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