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I confronted a punk who was riding his bike on my field and he pulled a knife on me. He was a little fucker so I was not too concerned. I whipped out my phone and called the cops. He was in the back of a cop car in cuffs within 10 minutes. I laughed my ass off. Unfortunately he was underage so he got off with a slap on the wrist. The copper took me aside and told me that next time I should beat the crap out of him and not bother calling the cops.
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