LOL when I got married my first time, my best man held a bachelors party for me. Since he's evangelist, it was a very clean party know what I mean? The people who worked with me at the time were so offended that they held their own party for me complete with a stripper dressed as a cop who handcuffed me to a chair for her act, and dumped like a quarter of a bottle of hand lotion down my pants to "cool me off" when she was done.
Hard to explain the lotion, but since my wife to be HIRED the stripper (she was offended too) she wasn't upset. BUT, all the guys at work refused to tell her any details about the party. She always believed that something must have happened that we didn't want her to know about.
didn't get married again till last year, about 13 years later. Didn't see the need for one this time.
