One day the teacher asked if anyone could use "fascinate" in a sentence. Johnny's hand shot up, but the teacher wanted to see who else would try. No one but Johnny could so she called on him.
Johnny: "The lady next door has a sweater with ten buttons"
teacher: "that's nice Johnny, but you didn't use "fascinate" "
Johnny: "but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"
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