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thats a tough one. Either Boy from Boy AND his Blob. or the guy from CONTRA (I'm old schoolin this answer with them 8-bit NES titles...sorry)
Boy because he has to rely on a puddle of amorphis goo that is hooked on jellybeans. An ungrateful blob at that. sure hes happy when you feed him but when hes not paying attention and misses on sheeee-it he won't come near you. ass. But seriously, what game character do you know that can't jump, or at least swim.
The guy from Contra, because of the one hit kills thing. its gotta suck to know you died from someone headbutting you in the foot.
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