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Speed Freaks... The people who ALWAYS, (no matter HOW FAST the flow of traffic is going) have to be the fastest person on the road. Slow the fuck down, as if 85 mph is not fast enough.
Lane Jockeys... The people who switch from lane to lane to lane (always without warning or signaling) in heavy traffic, in a futile attempt to get into the fastest moving lane. The whole freeway is jammed, you asshat, just acceot it.
Last Second Lane Changes... The road is wide open, nobody around for hundreds of yards. Some Speed Freak comes up and practically rear ends you before switching lanes to pass.
But the WORST one of all has to be the Carpool Lane Cheaters. Either crossing over the double yellow line or the single drivers who just drive in the carpool lane. I see this every day too. It drives me insane.
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