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Old 06-25-2003, 01:10 AM   #79 (permalink)
Dorkums642
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Originally posted by Bones
king hippo from mike tysons punch out

hes really fat, his pants keep falling down and everytime he goes to pull them up, he gets punched in the stomach, so much in fact that he must put an x shaped bandage there. He gets punched so much that he falls onto his ass. He is so fat, however, that alas he cannot even get up to his own two feet.

so sad...king hippo.....so sad.

that little mac was such a cocky bastard
ROFL!

I would have to say the worst playable character has got to be Q-Bert. WTF?! He can't do didly squat but jump around on some block crap and avoid baddies. What a life....

or maybe it would have to be the driver from Stuntman. I mean, this f@cking guy can't do ANYTHING right for the director. It's always, "CUT, Take 54, Roll it." and he has to put up with the sass from the director and makes PEANUTS. NOT to mention contending with the extras that are driving! They can't even alter course they're so retarded. Why not improvise and avoid a premature head on collision.....
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I've never come across this in real life, but then I went to a small liberal arts college so that probably didn't help.
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