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1) Once, twice a day on average.
2) Once, twice a day on average....
3) 10
4)15. 8 times in a god damn row that day, I was trying something, it worked. Ironically, that was the first day I got ahold of a porn tape, I was 14 years old.
5) I want to rock some of the girls I used to know. During church. Fucking to the highest degree, I decided to never try as I prefer my face not to have mace in it, and even if things worked out we'd get caught, and I'd get stoned to death.
6) In someone elses bathroom I guess. I'm not much of a public wanker.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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