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1) Give her a little bottle of massage oil....then use it. Give her a head to toes massage. Make it last over an hour. Do not cop out and start playing with her 20 minutes into it.
2) Flowers...if you follow mrquackers advice.
3) A picnic dinner...except get high-quality take-out from her facorite restaurant. The trick is the presentation. Make her expect cheese sandwiches, then ZOOT! its actually amazing food!
4) If you are going to give her a cup, you better throw it on a wheel with your own two hands. If you aren't a potter, do not try this.
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